Tango Uniform Koozie

Keep your drink frosty while the world burns with the Tango Uniform Beer Koozie. Built for the battle-worn and the bullshit-weary, this koozie is your trusty sidekick from the fireline to the front porch. Durable, insulated, and unapologetically blunt—just like you.

Whether you’re winding down after a day of dodging office landmines or raising a can to the underpaid and overworked, the Tango Uniform Beer Koozie has your six. Stay cool. Stay sharp. And remember, when everything else is Tango Uniform, at least your beer’s not.