Tango Uniform

Ever had a day where everything hits the fan, and all you can do is laugh through the chaos? Introducing the Tango Uniform slap. “Tango Uniform” is slang for going “tits up”—when the job’s got you down, the grind’s got you beat, and all that’s left is dark humor and a stubborn smirk. Wear it as a badge of honor when the workload’s absurd, the coffee’s cold, you've ran out of Zyn and the only option left is to roll with it.